Rare and unusual “Femme Fatale” ring pistol, originates from France, third quarter of the 19th century.
Sold at Auction: $11,350
My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.
"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."
"Okay, new yoga pose. It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."
"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."
i hate when ppl say ‘that band saved my life or if it wasnt for that book i wouldnt be here' no you saved your life it was your love for that one thing that kept you alive it was you focusing on the love you had for that one thing that got YOU through
YOU SAVED YOUR LIFE YOU ARE THE REASON YOU’RE ALIVE YOU ARE YOUR OWN HERO
My birthday was yesterday, between ballons, cake, cupcakes, workout gear, and birthday cards, it was great even if I spent it at work.
I bought myself an early birthday present.
That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another.
ladies and gentlemen, the post that ruined my life.
where can i find this friendzone i need some friends
concerts are fun
until the day after WHEN YOU REALIZE NOTHING IS OKAY IT’S OVER THERE’S NO GOING BACK
god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares
So snowy today.
I’m so not a romantic like don’t give me your creepy sappy bullshit tell me I’m a weirdo and that you love me then eat takeout with me in our underwear because that’s fucking true love yo
-I am a gamer. Not because I don’t have a life. Because I choose to have many.-
Not having a best friend is one of the worst things in the world.